"Savvy?.." ♥ The Ultimate Captain ♥

"Son.. I'm Captain Jack Sparrow. Savvy?.."

"But why is the rum gone?!"

"Welcome to the Caribbean, love.."

"Not all treasure is silver and gold, mate.."

"You need to find yourself a girl mate. Or perhaps the reason you practice three hours a day is that you already found one, and are otherwise incapable of wooing said strumpet. You're not a eunuch are you?"

"It's not just a keel and a hull and a deck and sails, that's what a ship needs but what a ship is... what the Black Pearl really is... is freedom.."

"When you marooned me on that god forsaken spit of land, you forgot one very important thing, mate: I'm Captain Jack Sparrow.."

"She's safe, just like I promised. She's all set to marry Norrington, just like she promised. And you get to die for her, just like you promised. So we're all men of our word really... except for, of course, Elizabeth, who is in fact, a woman.."

"Me? I am dishonest, and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly. It's the honest ones you want to watch out for, because you can never predict when they're going to do something incredibly... stupid.."

"That's interesting.. Couldn't resist, mate.."

"I think we've all arrived at a very special place.

Spiritually, ecumenically, grammatically."

"One word love; curiosity. You long for freedom. You long to do what you want to do because you want it. To act on selfish impulse. You want to see what it's like. One day you won't be able to resist.."

"You can mistrust me less than you can mistrust him. Trust me."

"Did no one come to save me just because they missed me?...."

"Why should I sail with any of you? Four of you have tried to kill me in the past. One of you succeeded.."

" Ladies! Will you please shut it? Listen to me. Yes, I lied to you. No, I don't love you. Of course it makes you look fat. I've never been to Brussels. It is pronounced "egregious". By the way, no, I've never met Pizzaro but I love his pies. And all of this pales to utter insignificance in light of the fact that my ship is once again gone. Savvy?"

"Now... bring me that horizon... 'and really bad eggs...' drink up me 'earties, yo ho..!"

-- Captain Jack Sparrow