"..and don't forget Logan Echolls. Every school has a Psychotic Jackass. He's ours." (or maybe not?..♥)

"Hey, Ronnie. Hey, we've decided that we'd, uh, we'd rather surf than study today, you wanna come with? Duncan will promise to take his shirt off. Does that sweeten the pot? Does it make you horny? Hey, DK, flex for your ex."

"Don't worry, gang, if she's a '2' at 10:00, she'll be a '10' at 2:00."

" Weevil: Say you're sorry.

Logan: Rub a lamp."

"Thoughts of me? Hey, I get it. Sometimes I'm up all night, just thinkin' about myself. "

"(playing i've never) I've never taken matters into my own hand in the boys' locker room after watching the cheerleader tryouts."

"[in police lineup] Oh wow, I'm stunned. You like me! You really like me! Well first, I'd just like to say the other, uh, nominees are all such wonderfully gifted criminals. And I wanna thank my agent and my publicist for always shooting me from the left side."

" Dick Casablancas: Dude. Am I drunk?

Logan: No, dude, you're just special. "

"I thought our story was epic, you know? You and me.. Spanning years and continents. Lives ruined, bloodshed, epic. But summer's almost here, and we won't see each other at all. And then you leave town... and then it's over. "

"No one writes songs about the ones that come easy."

"I'm not built to stand on the sidelines. And I think we have a choice. I think we can take a tough, but survivable amount of pain now...or stay together and deal with unbearable pain later. So I vote for the pain now. But I'm always here... if you need anything. But you never need anything."

"I can't take that I hurt you when all I want to do is protect you."

"Look, I've got to run, so to save you the trouble, I'm surfing in Mexico with Dick and Mercer this weekend. I'll fax you the coordinates so you don't incur any more cell-tracking charges, and I'll keep a journal of my bad thoughts in case you want to stick my face in a cage of rats when we get back. Sorry, 1984 is the only book I read."

"You know who I am. And you're constantly expecting me to change. And even right now as you're thinking, 'Crap, he's got a point,' you still think you're ultimately right. I love you Veronica. I love you. Do you love me?"

"..And what is so great about living?"

"My underbelly is rock hard. It can go all night."

"My man parts are intact... You're gonna have to take my word for it."

"Never underestimate the size of my cojones."

"FYI: If the cuddling is the best part, he didn't do it right."

"Didn't plug her right the first time, huh?.."

"Okay! God, I just can't take the begging! I'll relent just once. But no cuddling after and I won't call you in the morning."

"As a rule, I like to start every school day with a hot blonde waiting for me in the parking lot."

"Ah, finally, my conjugal visit... You all know my girl, Veronica. I have your picture hung in my cell. Gets me through the long, lonely nights. I lend it to my buddy, Horshack, sometimes. Hope you don't mind.."

"I'm confused. You're talking and your clothes are on. I'm starting to think you really came over here to try and sell me real estate."

"Well, you'd think if Hell froze over, maybe it'd be on the news."

"Ah, you have that 'I'd rather be making out with a broken bottle' look. Which if history serves, means you're about to say something awkward."

"If I donate to the United Latino Pain-in-the-Ass Fund, will you shut the hell up?"

"This isn't a favor. It's a job, you know. I mean, we're not exchanging friendship bracelets."

"Yeah, Veronica Mars. No, Veronica, 'V' as in 'Virgin.' "

--Logan Echolls